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Mclaren's 10 commandments
News by OKJonesAs England face Israel today in what is a must win game for England if they are to qualify for the European Championship, Mclaren is demanding a win and has delivered his own version of the 10 commandments.

- Thou shalt take an injection if need be

- Thou shalt have faith in dodgy keepers

- Thy wingers must smite their marker

- Thy full backs must getteth forward

- Thy midfield must work hard in defence & attack

- Thy big lumps must be in the box at all times

- Thy small squirts must score goals to win

- Thou must hoof it clear when in own box

- Thou shalt keep a clean shroud

- Thou shalt not screw up
 Posted by OKJones on September 08 2007 11:55:50
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05/09/2025 14:40
RIP Giorgio Armani!

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04/09/2025 16:17
Obituaries LOL! smiley

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Southpark s27e03 is worth checking out - hilarious

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this one is also pretty slick

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This banner is the best so far

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works with no issues in normal version of Firefox. I'm guessing you either did not do CTRL+F5 or are using some adblock plugin.

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Use Firefox and it blocks all sorts of unwanted stuff of course.

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Using some ad-blocker? Try ctrl+F5

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its mostly just grey for me...
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