[–]AutomaticAxe 2126 points 7 hours ago
There's a whole gang of PR people right now just losing their goddamn minds

[–]_iwasthere_083114_ 1617 points 7 hours ago
No they're fapping too

[–]Freeballa 596 points 6 hours ago
The intern hasn't been seen in 4 hours, its suspected he died.

[–]killahKaZx 53 points 6 hours ago
cant they do both? while yelling into phones obviously.

[–]LyricBaritone 3 points 2 hours ago
If you can't simultaneously ejaculate and conduct your business at a high level, your multitasking skills are clearly not cut out for Hollywood.

[–]chaz_dillinger 1950 points 7 hours ago
I haven't paid this much attention to a developing news story since 9/11.

[–]shogi_x 2645 points 6 hours ago
This time the tower is going up

[–]gatordude731 1384 points 7 hours ago
Remember remember the day before September

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