Grizlason May 27 2010 01:48:19
"17.Can't find your car in a parking lot? hitting the lock button trying to get it to beep? Extend the distance of key-less entry by putting the key under your chin. The signal will resonate in your skull increasing the range dramatically. I swear to god this works, and I'm told it's safe because the radiation is non-ionizing. verification notice from ddrt via AskReddit sent 20 hours ago 9 is called the scottish shower. Just sayin' EDIT: I just tried #17 holy shit it works!"
Someone with a fancy car, please try this and report back!
Laluuon May 27 2010 10:31:17
Lots of good stuff there.
poniesftw 267 points268 points269 points 1 day ago[-]
Yeah when I was 9 I started tracking my mom's periods on my calendar (well before outlook). Then I made a little x for whenever she yelled at me for no reason and a smiley face for when she hit me. There was a positive correlation.
OKJoneson May 27 2010 11:22:14
I'll take it you mean me
You can just put the key against your head and it extends the distance quite a bit. But "popping the clutch" seriously?
When on the toilet if noise is an issue, spread your buttcheeks, the volume will reduce to a low whine. Expert tip
OKJones 07/08/2025 14:24 This banner is the best so far
Grizlas 25/07/2025 07:25 works with no issues in normal version of Firefox. I'm guessing you either did not do CTRL+F5 or are using some adblock plugin.
Norlander 25/07/2025 04:52 Use Firefox and it blocks all sorts of unwanted stuff of course.
Grizlas 24/07/2025 14:57 Using some ad-blocker? Try ctrl+F5
Norlander 24/07/2025 12:25 its mostly just grey for me...
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