Boddinon February 02 2010 13:25:26
So "virginWhore" asks: "I was just wondering where a man spilling his seed on the ground sat, in that general ranking scheme."
Wide-Open (director of european evangelical outreach) answers:
"Well missy, you shouldn't be thinking about seed in the first place, but for the other unwashed who refuse to read their Bibles:
Genesis 38:10
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Easy: God kills you dead when you play with your pee-pee. PRAISE"
Wide-Open
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
Having this as your profile description says quite a lot about the person and the site!
Logic my friend
Europeans are unbelievers or Muslims and damn themselves to hell
Americans are believers and therefor will be saved by Jesus himself
Choosing damnation is foolish.
Therefor Europeans are less intelligent than Americans
Well, you gotta love their reasoning
Torellionon February 02 2010 22:30:44
You do know that the Landover Baptist Church is a parody site, right?
However:
Poe's law (religious fundamentalism) — "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."[4] named after Nathan Poe who formulated it on christianforums.com in 2005.[5] Although it originally referred to creationism, the scope later widened to religious fundamentalism.
Roffenon February 03 2010 00:19:14
"ex-Masturbator" ?!?
Roffenon February 03 2010 00:22:13
and a responder lower down's title is:
Old Iron Crotch
SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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