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| | Location: Denmark | | Joined: 08.06.06 | | Posted on 14-07-2007 00:40 |
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Came across a bunch of these here jokes. Since no women read gongumenn anyways, I think we're safe :
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q. why do women wear white at their wedding?
A. because the dishwasher is supposed to match the stove and the refrigerator.
Q. Why don't women need a wrist watch?
A. There's a clock on the oven.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Who cares, why was she out of the kitchen.
Q. When your dishwasher stops working, how do you fix it?
A. Take away her credit card.
Q. Why don't women need an umbrella?
A. Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q. Why women don't go to the Moon?
A. There's nothing to clean up there.
Q. When women will go to Mars?
A. When the finish cleaning the Moon.
Q. How can you give a woman more freedom?
A. Enlarging the kitchen.
Q. How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
A. Give that bitch a shovel.
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, you already told her twice.
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