| Vuzman | Simpsons quotes |
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I'll kick this off with a few classics:
TV commercial: "Are you squandering the precious gift of life in front of the idiot box? Are you on your third beer of the evening?"
Homer: "Does whiskey count as beer?"
Aussie: "You call that a knife? [thrusting out a spoon] This is a knife."
Bart: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
Aussie: [with admiration] "I can see you've played knifey-spooney before."
[Homer is trying to get Mr. Burns' teddy bear away from Maggie]
Homer: Maggie, I know you like the bear, but wouldn't you be just as happy playing with … [looks around, then picks up a cardboard box] this box! [plays with it] See Maggie? See the fun box? Do-do-do-do-do-do!
[Maggie reaches for the box]
Homer: No! My box! My box!
[He runs to the other side of the room and plays by himself. Later, in the bedroom, Marge enters, her hair a mess]
Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer.
Homer: Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns's money.
Marge: I don't hate you, I'm proud of you! You came through for your daughter when she needed you the most.
Homer: Aw, thanks, Marge. But it'll take a lot more than that to comfort this tortured soul. [he picks up his box, and his mood changes immediately.] Hee boxy!
Marge: [snatching the box] Gimme that!
Homer: Awww …
Prosecutor: "What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die bart die?"
Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for the bart the."
[courtroom murmurs in collective understanding.]
Female parole-board member: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
Edited by Vuzman on 12-07-2007 10:20 |
 
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| Norlander | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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I'll add the ones hanging on my door, which I of course think are among the best quotes ever
"I'm normally not a religions man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
"The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication!"
"Lisa, vampires are make-believe. Just like elves, and gremlins, and eskimos."
All quotes by Homer.
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
Edited by Norlander on 12-07-2007 14:15 |
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| Jogvanth | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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"Oh Marge. That is just something that parents have made up to scare their kids. Like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
- Homer Simpson
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing' |
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| OKJones | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room
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| Torellion | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Lenny: That is one handsome rattlesnake you got biting your arm there.
Carl: Yeah, that's quite fetching. But, uh, aren't you worried about the deadliness?
Homer: Nah, he'll get tired of biting in an hour or so. (shaking his head) Snakes, nature's quitters.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
- Homer Simpson
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing' |
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| Aliennizer | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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"Mmmmm.... Whatchamightcallit!"
"Mmmmm.... Beer!"
"Mmmmm.... Something"
- Different Homer *Mmmm'isms (*my word)
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- Not all those who wander are lost -- J.R.R. Tolkien |
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| Norlander | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
- Homer
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Spiff | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.
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nunc est bibendum |
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| Vuzman | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Marge: [Looking at pig tracks on the ceiling] How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Homer: [Holding a pig upside down up to the ceiling and singing] Spiderpig, Spiderpig! Does whatever Spiderpig does!
Look out! Here is Spiderpig!
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity...
Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.
Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.
Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
Comic Book Guy: Human contact: the final frontier.
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Norlander | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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I'm so smart S*M*R*T
- Homer
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Vuzman | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Lisa: [reading a poster in Nelson's room] "Nuke the Whales!"? You can't be serious.
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.
Lisa: Touchí©.
[Nelson just kissed Lisa]
Jimbo: You kissed a girl?! That's so gay!
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When I kill her, I'll have her
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| Vuzman | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the...uh...what cures cancer?
Chief Wiggum: Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Chief Wiggum: They only come out at night. Or in this case, the day.
Chief Wiggum: I hereby charge you with the murder of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahassaa...pema, Apu NaHassa... just Moe, just Moe.
Ralph Wiggum: I bent my wookie
Ralph Wiggum: Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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When I kill her, I'll have her
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| Norlander | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Me and Yutani were talking about a suggestion that instead of us just throwing in quotes that we instead would try and find the youtube clips of the quotes...what you guys think? can you find the funnies?
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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Edited by Norlander on 24-07-2007 17:27 |
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| Spiff | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer
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| OKJones | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
HAHAHA OMG LOL 
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Why would I want to end every post the same way? |
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| Grizlas | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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Some good ones from the movie:
Todd Flanders: I wish I had a dad like Homer.
Ned Flanders: Well I wish you didn't have the devil’s curly hair.
Montgomery Burns: Smithers... I've never believed in suicide, but... it might cheer me up to watch you do it.
Russ Cargill: Anyone can just pick things. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.
President Schwarzenegger: Ok, I pick 3!
Russ Cargill: Try higher.
President Schwarzenegger: 5!
Russ Cargill: Lower.
President Schwarzenegger: 1?
Russ Cargill: Higher.
President Schwarzenegger: 3?
Russ Cargill: You said 3.
President Schwarzenegger: 6?
Russ Cargill: There is no 6.
President Schwarzenegger: 2?
Russ Cargill: Double it.
President Schwarzenegger: 4!
Russ Cargill: As you wish, sir.
Montgomery Burns: For once the rich, white man is in control.
Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful…
[screams]
Ned Flanders: PENIS!
Flanders' kids: [devoutly] Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful penis.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Simpsons quotes |
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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- Homer Simpson
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
- Homer Simpson
Marge, don?t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It?s what separates us from the animals ? except the weasel
- Homer Simpson
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
- Homer Simpson
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania' or 'teria
- Homer Simpson
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
- Homer Simpson
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
- Homer Simpson
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
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