It seems we don't have a place for jokes so I'll just take the lead and get this party started.
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve! ," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually , I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
Life ain't always what it seems
So grab it by the balls, and do your best before it leaves
LOL, a good one
I'm not sure if this next one is blasphemic or not, but I'll try it anyways! Flame me, if you think it is offensive
A young kid talks about christianity. When he was young, he used to pray to God for a new bike every night before he went to bed. He never got it. When he grew older, he realized that he had misunderstood christianity. So he went out, stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!
