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Theo Walcott’s progress is coming along nicely. I’d give it only one more season before he’s fully accepted into the Gary Neville School of beard growing inability. However, given Theo’s age, he has a long way to go before he can truly claim to be rubbish at growing a beard, an art Neville has been perfecting well into his 30s. His attempt at a sort of Pirate theme shouldn’t go uncommended though. It’s a sterling effort. Good work young fella me lad, Arrrgh.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year
old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to
come over..
John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear to stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like that little shit.
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 65.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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This might be cool 
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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Dylan Moran on Germany
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'
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| Norlander | RE: Funny stuff |
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Britain: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ?
Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!
Iceland: woooops.. There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash...
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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hehehe Aye that's what you get for fucking with the real vikings  Britain should have handled that better.
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Boddin | RE: Funny stuff |
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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\m/
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Norlander | RE: Funny stuff |
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From the Internet...
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Norlander | RE: Funny stuff |
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Tinfoil ftw!
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Laluu | RE: Funny stuff |
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After the amazing news that Cristiano Ronaldo now has sole custody of a baby boy allegedly fathered with an American woman and will raise his son alone , the web has responded with these jokes. Seen any more? Send them to mirrorfootballstaff@mirror.co.uk
* Ronaldo's hiring someone to look after the baby when he's not there. He's used to working with a Nani.
* Cristiano can't wait for baby to take his first faltering step-overs.
* Imagine how proud dad's going to be when the kid throws his toys out of the pram for the first time.
* I guess this proves that Cristiano is not a total w*nker after all...
* The crying, the temper tantrums... the baby's never going to get any rest with all that racket coming from dad's room.
* The boy takes after his father - dribbles constantly.
* Can't wait for the kid's first day at school, on which he'll grass up Kai Rooney for stamping on Ricardo Carvalho Jnr.
* This is going to be great for Cristiano. Taking sole custody of a baby you've had with an unnamed American woman worked out so well for Michael Jackson.
* Apparently the baby's made Ronaldo so tired he's barely been able to get a wink.
* Now there will be more than one dummy in the Cristiano Ronaldo house.
* Let's hope for the mother's sake the baby isn't as big-headed as his dad...
* No need to buy any baby oil. Dad's got loads.
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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
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| Laluu | RE: Funny stuff |
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Reminds me of the old Magic-term: "RTFC!"
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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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Some children's books that will never get published:
(is the apostrophe correct?)
1. You are Different and That’s Bad
2. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
3. Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book:
6. A Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. How to Kick Ass At School
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. Adoption: A Fresh Start
13. Grandpa’s new Casket
14. Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. Why You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
24. A Child’s Guide to Final Arrangments
25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Have More Fun
36. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love
37. Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy
39. Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place
40. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer
41. I Am My Own Grandpa
42. Who’s My Daddy?
43. Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent
44. Small Objects and Electrical Outlets
45. Different Daddies Each Day of the Week
46. Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911-A1 .45 ACP
47. Little Hands, Big Toasters
48. How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet
49. Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You
50. Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink
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| Yutani | RE: Funny stuff |
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Yeah, it's children's books or children's literature. The possessive is not exclusively used to indicate a relation of ownership, but can be used to indicate an association.
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