I think the answer is flour.

Polar bears arent actually white, they just roll around in flour everytime they are about ready to be seen by a human.
duh.

If you get flour in your eye you will probably cry moron. not me.
I have a glass eye.

When it comes down to it, anything makes guys pee.
especially yeasty breads that contain flour.. I read it somewhere.

I once dropped a whole container of bread flour on a girls head. she combed it out.

Three ways flour can make a celebrity look stupid.
1. They are covered in flour
2. They eat a lot of food with flour in it and get fat.
3. They decide to do a flour commercial.

If the celebrity opted for the first option to make them look stupid...then it wouldnt be hard for a normal human to look the same. Although a close critic could tell the difference. between the expensive organic flour that celebrities use and the flour that everyone else uses. This one is a tough call.

Pancakes....Flour....need I say more

I substitute baking soda for flour on this next one(im allowed to do that I checked) Baking soda in champagne makes the cool volcano things.

scientific fact: if you have a ziploc with flour in it and squeeze, it will pop

scientific fact: if you look at flour you will pop...I warn you not to try.

can you guess the riddle? yes, in fact I can.

Again, kindergartners would not be familiar with the poem, so 'time' is out, in my opinion- same reasoning for pressure, light, heat, etc..

Roffen wrote:
The answer for the riddle is indeed heat, pressure and light.