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Vuzman

RE: Funny stuff

Admiral

Group: Klikan, Outsiders, Administrator, Regulars

Location: Copenhagen, DK

Joined: 10.06.06

Posted on 11-03-2008 10:49

I beg to differ:

[video]http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?key=7b17c23851[/video]

Although, I'll give you that it isn't particularly easy, and you have to click two different play buttons...

When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls

Edited by Vuzman on 11-03-2008 11:33

Grizlas

RE: Funny stuff

General

Group: Administrator, Klikan, Regulars, Outsiders

Location: Denmark

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 12-03-2008 04:58

I meant an <object> but cool that the video tag actually works for that one.

You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?

Jogvanth

RE: Funny stuff

General

Group: Klikan

Location: Hoyvík

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 14-03-2008 13:26

I like this one.

No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'
Jogvanth attached the following image:

Edited by Jogvanth on 14-03-2008 13:27

Aliennizer

RE: Funny stuff

Familiar

Group: Klikan

Location: Copenhagen

Joined: 05.10.06

Posted on 20-03-2008 10:57

Lol

The coo and collected british.

http://he.fi/video/view/LSD_Being_Tested_on_Brtish_Troops

- Not all those who wander are lost -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Jogvanth

RE: Funny stuff

General

Group: Klikan

Location: Hoyvík

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 20-03-2008 15:59

The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'

Jogvanth

RE: Funny stuff

General

Group: Klikan

Location: Hoyvík

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 20-03-2008 16:10

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'
'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,'said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'
'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey'
asked the blonde Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.
'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed: ' Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!'

No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'

Aliennizer

RE: Funny stuff

Familiar

Group: Klikan

Location: Copenhagen

Joined: 05.10.06

Posted on 21-03-2008 16:19

Lol surprise ending....

Russian Hidden Camera Show

- Not all those who wander are lost -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Aliennizer

RE: Funny stuff

Familiar

Group: Klikan

Location: Copenhagen

Joined: 05.10.06

Posted on 24-03-2008 09:45

Ten of the funniest lawsuits...

Lawsuits of laughter

- Not all those who wander are lost -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Jogvanth

RE: Funny stuff

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Group: Klikan

Location: Hoyvík

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 02-04-2008 18:38

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our famil y. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'

Jogvanth

RE: Funny stuff

General

Group: Klikan

Location: Hoyvík

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 17-04-2008 20:45

This looks like it hurts!!!

No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing'

Vuzman

RE: Funny stuff

Admiral

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Location: Copenhagen, DK

Joined: 10.06.06

Posted on 20-04-2008 03:11

From Lazzie's schoolbooks:

When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls
Vuzman attached the following image:

Edited by Vuzman on 20-04-2008 03:12

Yutani

RE: The Poker Club

Regular

Group: Klikan

Location: Faroe Islands

Joined: 08.06.06

Posted on 21-04-2008 05:23

This is the trailer for a documentary called 'The Poker Club'

It is about 5 Italian-American women who have been playing in a regular poker game for the last 40 years.