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Understanding Women
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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Edited by Jogvanth on 28-11-2006 23:48 |
 
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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Some things to ponder
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game." when his team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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good stuff! 
Speaking of understanding women I've always liked this picture:
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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I think women are more afraid of mice....
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Edited by Vuzman on 29-11-2006 08:44 |
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| Boddin | RE: Funny stuff |
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AaaaHAHAHA love it Vuz 
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| Aliennizer | RE: Funny stuff |
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Hahaha... Holy Shit. I have never seen a person that scared before. lol
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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| Torellion | RE: Funny stuff |
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Griz, you just made me laugh out loud in my office, you bastard
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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how about this for a new firefox logo:
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Edited by Grizlas on 17-12-2006 07:27 |
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| Jogvanth | RE: Funny stuff |
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Venskab mellem kvinder:
En kvinde kom ikke hjem en nat. Dagen efter fortalte hun sin mand, at hun havde sovet hos en veninde. Manden ringede til kvindens 10 bedste veninder. Ingen af dem kendte noget til det.
Venskab mellem mænd:
En mand kom ikke hjem en nat. Dagen efter fortalte han sin kone, at han havde sovet hos en ven. Kvinden ringede til mandens 10 bedste venner.
8 af dem bekræftede at manden havde sovet hos dem, og 2 påstod at manden stadig var der.
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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good one
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| Roffen | RE: Funny stuff |
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Appearently, this picture was removed, so it's not funny anymore 
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Edited by Roffen on 23-01-2007 12:35 |
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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| Norlander | RE: Funny stuff |
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LOL
Complete with a pink shirt and all.
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| Grizlas | RE: Funny stuff |
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I wonder if he has been standing there with them for a hwile to build trust
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| Torellion | RE: Funny stuff |
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Good one Vuz
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| Boddin | RE: Funny stuff |
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http://www.nym.fo/NymfoLink.aspx?id=760 keks...
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| Aliennizer | RE: Funny stuff |
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Hehe...http://www.nym.fo/NymfoLink.aspx?id=4014
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| Vuzman | RE: Funny stuff |
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The really funny part is that 3% of the audience actually think his first name is Torben... wtf?
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Edited by Vuzman on 11-02-2007 22:19 |
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