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For those of you who love Jon Stewart you should check out one of his favorite comedians. Bill Maher is back (having been canceled after 9/11 for doing a joke about it...on his show named politically incorrect...)
This episode of New Rules is one of the best IMO - enjoy.
New Rule:
Women must admit that Halloween is just an excuse to dress like a whore. Ladies, nurses dont wear fishnet stockings. Kittens don't own pushup bra's. And real french maids don't shave their underarms. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for women getting in touch with their inner slut, but halloween has become less about candy and more about the haunted hoe's....besides if I got a steady stream of half-dressed tarts hanging outside my door all night, how will I know when my date arrived?
That bit had me bursting out. If I had smoked weed before I would be laughing til x-mas
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Edited by Norlander on 05-11-2006 15:22 |
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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I'll use the fire department I pay for, you can pray for rain... brilliant
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Edited by Norlander on 06-11-2006 02:25 |
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The last one for the night
Best bit of the skit:
I just don't get it, why when pointless horror strikes and God smacks us around, we'd go to church more? It's like we're Tina Turner and God is Ike....(continues with more of the same)...mysterious ways? You know what else works in mysterious ways? A microwave, it's stays cool but the food gets hot, it's a mystery, lets worship it!!
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| Vuzman | RE: Bill Maher |
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The election is four days away, and I’m through dicking around with you. Here are your talking points:
One: When they say, "Democrats will raise taxes," you say, "We have to, because some asshole spent all the money in the world cutting Paris Hilton’s taxes and not killing Osama bin-Laden." In just six years the national debt has doubled. You can't keep spending money you don't take in, that's not even elementary economics, that's just called "Don't be Michael Jackson."
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Edited by Grizlas on 08-11-2006 09:18 |
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| Vuzman | RE: Bill Maher |
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Sorry griz, forgot about the whole inline thingy... 
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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Bill Maher's pannen discussing why gay republicans is a bad thing (hypocrazy, anti GM, etc.)
This seemingly stuck on Bill Maher quite a bit, this week on Larry King he proclaimed he would out them...and dropped a teaser...the current Leader of the Republican National Convention (floksformaðurin), who prior to that was the campaign manager for George W. Bush.
"Because hating yourself is the greatest love of all."
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Edited by Norlander on 09-11-2006 15:45 |
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Best one yet.
That's America for you, a red herring culture always scared by the wrong things. The fact is that there are lots of creepy middle age men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonalds, Marlboro and K Street.
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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The latest Maher
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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If anyone could find any new stuff from Bill Maher I would be very happy. Have tried to search around and seemingly this is all there is
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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An old new rule...I need more of this guy!
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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And another one....seems people have uploaded more of the oldies...more to come after I screen them for the "fun-factor"
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Jogvanth | RE: Bill Maher |
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Can't figure out the embedder for youtube, so here!
*edit to embed the video Norl
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Edited by Norlander on 11-02-2007 04:07 |
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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Thanks for the new golded oldie videos!!!
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| Jogvanth | RE: Bill Maher |
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You're welcome. Actually found them by accident
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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Bill Maher takes on a few "%3Btruthies"%3B, who try and disrupt his show because of this "%3Bnew rules"%3B segment.
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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Edited by Norlander on 20-10-2007 20:50 |
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| Vuzman | RE: Bill Maher |
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Scared of the wrong things...
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Norlander | RE: Bill Maher |
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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| Vuzman | RE: Bill Maher |
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George Bush: Pardon All The Turkeys
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Bill Maher |
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John Cusack on the war profiteers
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
Edited by Vuzman on 31-03-2008 21:41 |
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